Self-proclaimed “Editor-in-Cheese”, or “Cheeseman” for short because his writing is just so cheesy, Riley started Collision Magazine because he had nothing better to do and wanted a place to publicize his lame puns and so called “jokes”. Let the records show, he has no idea what he’s doing and is already regretting this idea.

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Cool facts:

• Eats salads without dressing
• Doesn't pay for his own phone bill
• Uses the word gnarly a concerning amount, considering he’s neither a surfer nor a skater
• On multiple occasions, has tried to do something cool and ended up smashing into a wall
• His day job is as an engineer. Yep, don’t ask him. 

Knows words to the fullest and sometimes arranges them in rows followed by a period. You’ll likely be reading a lot of his work, so feel free to skim it. Has made a career assisting Riley, so why not assist him with Collision as well? 

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Cool facts:

• Can play the trombone
• Loves karaoke
• Doesn’t know the difference between baking powder and baking soda
• Not a huge fan of deep water (ask him)
• Talks about sports for a living

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